Yes,if Spiderman has this so called Spidey-sense, g*ys have Gaydars! It’s the amazing ability to sense a h*mos*xual nearby, without the need of any obvious indications. But what if you are at a party and there is this woman you are really attracted to. You find her drop dead gorgeous, and you’re probably wondering if you have a shot at getting into her p*nts. You think she is into you but you are not sure. You want to find out if she is of the same kind but unfortunately your Gaydar S-*-C-K-S. What will you do then?
What are the signs she’s a lesbian?
Yes, if you think you are brave enough, then ask her straight. Just be sure to have a pretty th*ck face, lest it be met with a backhand slap. But hey, look at the brighter side. She might actually be a l*sbian who’s delighted by your inquiry! But of course, it may be easier for you shyer types out there to deduce, instead of outright asking.
Here’s how you can do that.
#1 Fashion sense.
We know that people do not usually wear clothes with tags showing their s*xual preferences. Although gays in general are known to have a flamboyant and proud fashion sense. Still, some are naturally not this showy. Nevertheless, there are still dead giveaway tomboy styles that may convince you she’s gay.
Rainbow inspired accessories like anklets, bracelets, earrings, rings or even rainbow bumper stickers could be reliable clues that she is a lesbian. Yet, it is also likely that she is just an advocate of gay rights. Choice of lesbian apparel is also quite similar to straight females. But remember that l*sbians don’t wear these clothes like straight girls do.
For example, a straight girl can wear a baseball cap and still be as straight and “h*mophobic” as Jessica Simpson. But if she wears it snap back or sideways like Amber of Amber’s Closet does, then she maybe a lesbian.
Suits and ties are technically androgynous these days, but suit and tie combos worn the way Ellen DeGeneres or Kate Moennig does are undeniably of a l*sbian vibe. Other telltale wardrobe signs that she might be into girls include low-slung p*nts with “intentional” peeking boxers, little boy shorts or Calvin Klein briefs, lazy jumpers, trendy fitted blazers, Superdry jackets, band shirts and cardigans paired with Converse, Dr Martens, Vans, flat boots or pointed leather shoes matched with a feminine coat and tie set, a la Bette Porter.
Brands like Androgyny, Original Tomboy, Veer NYC, Tomboy Tailors and Wildfang are also undoubtedly helpful in spotting lezzies.
Nota bene: L*sbians, especially b*sexuals and femmes, can also dress like hot-jaw-dropping-chicks. Case in point: Angelina Jolie. Do not be easily deceived! Spot ‘em cautiously!